"Oh God, I thought that was absolutely dreadful."
"I can honestly say that you're the worst singer in the world"
"This show is all about finding a star, not feeling sorry for people who
aren't very good"
"I can only describe your voice as ghastly."
"Oh Robert, I think you just killed my favorite song of all time."
"Yeah I'm lying, you're brilliant. You're terrible!"
"Dreadful!"
"Bloody Pathetic!"
"No one sings like that. You're absolutely terrible"
"That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad."
"My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business,
don't."
"Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you're deaf."
"You take singing lessons? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue her."
"If you win this competition, we will have failed."
"You sing like Mickey Mouse on helium."
"There are only so many words I can draw out of my vocabulary to say how awful that
was."
"You will never, ever, ever have a career as a singer."
"You sing like a train going off the rail."
"That sounded like Stevie Wonder with a really bad cold."
"You're like musical wallpaper."
"If you were to be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you."
"If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning."
"You sang like a vantriloquist's dummy."
"You sang like you were in a dentist's chair."
"You sang like someone who sings on a cruise ship..halfway through I imagined the ship sinking."
"We brought some people back to shine...you didn't. Sorry."
"You had about as much passion as a kitten mewing."
"You have just invented a new form of torture."
"There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore."
"I think you invented notes never heard in music."
"If you were to win and sing a song, you would kill the American record industry. Thats how bad you are."
"I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up."
"That wasn't dreadful and it wasn't horrible. It was absolutely ghastly."
"When you stopped singing, that was the best part."
"You're so terrible, you're not even good enough for BULGARIAN Idol!"
"From one to 10, what would you give yourself? I'd give you a one. My advice would be if you want to pursue a career
in the music industry, don't!"
"I can honestly say you are the worst singer in America."
"Your audition was horrendous with a capital 'H'...What angers me is that people like yourself who have the most attitude
have the least talent."
"When you entered this competition, did you really believe you could become an American Idol? Well then, you're
deaf."
"If you win this competition, we have failed."
"Don't take this the wrong way, but I prefer you when I close my eyes."
"I have never ever been in so much pain listening to someone sing."
"If you were a horse, after that performance, they'd shoot you."
"What on Earth makes you think you can sing?"
"Actually, you surprsied me, I thought you were going to be awful--you were dreadful."
"OK, zero for effort, zero for style, zero for star quality--and you know, I'm being generous."
"Well you have real talent, I'm not sure exactly what it is, but it certainly isn't singing."
"I'm not sure you even hit a single note, and you know what? It would be a challenge to find someone who could sing worse
than you."
"I'm sorry, there's bad and then there's you."
"I wouldn't know where to begin to make you a star, I'm actually despairing."
"OK, you know what? You're out of tune, out of time, and you know what? You're out of here."
"I've had more fun in a dentist chair. You couldn't hit a note if your life depended on it."
"Well, if Plan A is being a pop star, I really hope you have a Plan B."
"Well if music is the food of love, I hope you have a divorce lawyer."
"I actually have friends who snore better than you sing--dreadful."
"Just when you think you've heard the worse singer on earth, you come in."
"You're about as close to getting a record deal as landing on the moon. Forget it."
"You know what? That voice of yours could be an attraction at a circus, you'd make a fortune."
"Well, you gave your best, thank God we didn't hear your worst."
"Please, please tell me you haven't spent a lot of money coming down here."
"There has to be a time difference between your mouth and your ears. Horrible."
"On days like these, after hearing you sing, I wish I had a sick note."
"You sound like a cat in a vacuum cleaner. Dreadful."
"You're one of the worst singers I've ever heard in my life."
